Well, my grandfather always said...

...if you want to look cute, hang out with ugly people.

That segue was supposed to be in reference to the fact that a friend of mine pointed out to me a recent post from The Smoking Gun with two new castmembers from Lost posted on there for drinking and driving, I think it is.

When you look at the first pic, you think to yourself, "Yeah, Michelle Rodriguez looks kind of shitty--not her best look." However, if you continue to scroll down, to Cynthia Watros' picture, Michelle starts to look comparatively normal. It doesn't even really look so much to me like she's drunk. I imagine that she has really bad germophobia and out of mortal fear of contracting the bird flu, she decided to spend most of her night vigorously scrubbing her face with a brillo pad and bleach.